Saturday, January 31, 2009

NFL Fantasy Files



If we had these guys in the late '60s on the Kirbyville Wildcat football team, no telling how far we would've gone.

Everyone enjoy the Super Bowl. I don't have a favorite in this one.

Bob

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Someone Has Explaining To Do



Now how did this fellow get in this predicament? Some days just don't go right.
Hope he finds his pants and a ladder.

Bob

Monday, January 26, 2009

Things To Ponder


In a life-or-death situation, when seconds count, the police are only minutes away.

Anybody worth shooting once is worth shooting five, six, seven, eight times.

No, you can't take away my rights, I'm still using them.

Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my guns.
Matter of fact, so has his nephew's golf club.


Don't blame me,
I voted for the old guy, And the HOT chick.

There's no such thing as having too many guns.

Just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get me.

Bob

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Cheney in Wheelchair?


Former Vice President Dick Cheney was in a wheelchair for today’s presidential inauguration ceremony at the U.S. Capitol. Cheney, who will be 68 on Jan. 30, pulled a muscle in his back moving boxes, according to Dana Perino, former White House press secretary.

Come on, do you really think I believe Dick Cheney was moving (work, lifting) his own boxes? At the time he was the Vice President of the United States, and "moving boxes" would be done by box mover guys. I could be wrong or maybe Cheney lies.

Bob

Monday, January 19, 2009

Juarez Vigilante Group Taking Control



By Daniel Borunda / El Paso Times

A group calling itself the Comando Ciudadano por Juárez, or the Juárez Citizens Command, is claiming it will kill a criminal every 24 hours to bring order to the violent crime-plagued city.
The announcement of the supposed group was the first known case of possible organized vigilantism in Juárez as police and the military have been apparently unable to stop a plague of killings and other crimes.

"Better the death of a bad person than that they continue to contaminating our region," the news release stated in Spanish.

The supposed group issued a news release via e-mail stating it is nonpartisan and funded by businessmen fed up with crime.

The group, also calling itself the CCJ, said it would issue a manifesto in the coming days and would set up a system where residents can electronically send information about criminals.

"Our mission is to terminate the life of a criminal every 24 hours ... The hour has come to stop this disorder in Juárez," the CCJ stated.

The announcement comes as Juárez struggles with a wave of homicides, extortions, carjackings, robberies and other crimes that began last year.

Business people, teachers, medical professionals and others were targeted by extortionists in the last year as crime surged due in a part to a war between drug cartels. There were more than 1,600 homicides in Juárez last year.

There have been more than 40 homicides already this year, including 10 on Wednesday.
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More power to the citizens of Juarez, they have the right idea.

Bob

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Houston Gun Collectors Association Gun Show



I know, you savor the opportunity to hold a couple of these nice semi-auto weapons in your hands after viewing both of them for an extended period of time. The good news is that you can get them at the Houston Gun Collectors Association gun show this weekend, January 17 and 18 at Reliant Park, the gun show starts at 9 A.M. both days and ends at 6 P.M. on Saturday and 5 P.M. on Sunday. I attend lots of gun shows over the year but the Houston Gun Collectors Association puts on one of the best that you will find anywhere. Some great bargains on new and used guns when you compare prices to retail stores, so don't miss out.

Bob

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

To The Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown


I found this on a gun forum, don't know if the craigslist posting is true but it makes for some good reading.

Date: 2009-01-06, 3:43AM EST




I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize.

I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?

I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster.

I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.

So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry. Peace!

- Alex


Location: Downtown, Savannah
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 982078099

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Now have you gotten that CHL yet?

Bob

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Many Wanted Him To Move Into A Taxpayer Supported Residence

In a few short days, an African American man will move from his private residence into a much larger and infinitely more expensive one owned not by him but by the taxpayers. A vast lawn, a perimeter fence and many well trained security specialists will insulate him from the rest of us but the mere fact that this man will be residing in this house should make us all stop and count our blessings - because it proves that we live in a nation where anything is possible.

Many believed this day would never come. Most of us hoped and prayed that it would, but few of us actually believed we would live to see it. Racism is an ugly thing in all of it's forms and there is little doubt that if this man had moved into this house fifteen years ago, there would have been a great outcry - possibly even rioting in the streets. Today, we can all be both grateful and proud that no such mayhem will take place when this man takes up residency in this house. This man, moving into this house at this time in our nation's history is much more than a simple change of addresses for him - it is proof of a change in our attitude as a nation. It is an amends of sorts - the righting of a great wrong. It is a symbol of our growth, and of our willingness to "judge a man, not by the color of his skin but by the content of his character."

There can be little doubt now that the vast majority of us truly believe that this man has earned both his place in history and his new address. His time in this house will not be easy - it will be fraught with danger and he will face many challenges. I am sure there will be many times when he asks himself how in the world he ended up here and like all who have gone before him, the experience will age him greatly. But I for one will not waste an ounce of worry for his sake - because in every way a man can, he asked for this. His whole life for the past fifteen years appears to have been inexorably leading this man toward this house. It is highly probable that in the past, despite all of his actions, racism would have kept this man out of this house. Today, I thank the lord above that I am an American and that I live in a nation where wrongs are righted, where justice matters and where truly anything is possible.