Monday, June 9, 2008

Obama is like a Post Turtle


While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'."

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there!."

Bob

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Jim Crow and James Byrd are Dead


Jim Crow and James Bryd are both dead, so can't we just move along. Obama is making a big deal out of racial healing and again the whites are made to feel guilty with the 10th anniversary of the James Byrd dragging. It's back in the news, James Byrd was murdered 10 years ago by 3 white trash idiots, but I wasn't there
taking part in it. So don't blame me! About 100 people attended a ceremony at the James Byrd Memorial Park on the 10th anniversary of his death
but where was Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. Did Jesse come blowing back into Jasper like he did when this incident happened? NO!

Enough is enough, I'm sick and tired of being made guilty of something I didn't do. I never owned a black slave and my ancestors were too
poor to own any slaves, so stop blaming me. I didn't drag James Byrd behind a pickup truck back in 1998, so stop blaming me.
You can call me a honky, cracker or white dude, I really don't care, words don't offend me.

Before you brand me as a racist, lets get this straight, I'm NOT a racist. I just want to point out that Jim Crow and James Bryd are dead and I can't do
anything to change the past, so get over it.

Bob

Friday, June 6, 2008

China Stealing U.S. Oil Reserves


Yes, that’s right, China is stealing our oil! China and Cuba are actively exploring oil fields fifty miles from Key West, Florida while U.S. companies are barred from working in this area because of U.S. policy and former Gov. Jeb Bush. So,instead of allowing the most environmentally responsible companies to operate there and increase our domestic supply, China , who has a dismal environmental record, is preparing to suck our close, lucrative oil reserves dry. Enough to make you mad.

Everyone have a fun and safe weekend. I plan on being out at Golden Triangle Gun Club range this weekend, pounding away with my new Kel-Tec PLR-16. I will give you a report next week.

Bob

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Meth Lab Bust in Hardin County, Texas


Hardin County Sheriff Department and F.B.I. agents busted E.T. at his Lumberton, Texas trailer house for apparently cooking meth.

Bob

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Rev. James David Manning Telling The Truth About Obama



Now here is a black minister from Harlem speaking his mind when it comes to Barack Obama. Dr. Manning, PhD has pastored the ATLAH World Missionary Church since 1981. Makes you wonder if Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson have balls enough to say the same.

Bob

Monday, June 2, 2008

William Shatner for President

Now here is an American that I can vote for as the next President of the United States.
Denny Crane

S.E. Texas News & My 2 Cents


Plenty of excitement and dangers for Fannett volunteer fire department with dynamite in a field on fire.

I'm all for freedom of religion but you can't marry and have sex with pre-teens.

Nederland ISD doesn't give Helen Crump Teacher of the Year award to Kerry Foulk. Check out her mug shot, she could make a train take a dirt road.

Cock fighting and drugs, guess they go hand in hand. I've been to a cock fight in Hackberry, Louisiana about 30 years ago, just beer drinking, no drugs. Oh how times have changed.

Bob