Monday, August 25, 2008

Words of Wisdom


The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. (waiting for attack)

The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental.


1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just shoot to kill you.

2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy.

4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.

5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.'

6. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm.
'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?'
'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle.'

Bob

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Packing heat is an excellent method of protection, but since it isn’t allowed everywhere a person should consider the use of a personal bodyguard. Now I know what you’re thinking, a bodyguard with a physique chiseled by years spent in the gym, tall and broad shouldered, maybe experienced in martial arts or boxing, but seriously folks, - I just cannot make this stuff up - bodyguards’ can be formatted by years of pizza and beer, even beltbusters! Some bodyguards with little demand offer excellent rates and availability and can even serve those process papers you may be carrying around.

Anonymous said...

Packing heat is important. CPA's and Insurance Salesmen are really good at packing heat.