KBTV Morning Program

This morning I watched KBTV with Ericka English and Jack Pieper, and I like both of them but not together. Poor Ericka could barely get a word in with Jack interrupting her and then she brought a dish for them to sample. Jack had that spoon in his hand and ready to dig in. Al Caldwell always made fun of Jack being first in the lunch line, now I know he wasn't joking. Now if we want TV viewers to watch, this is what we need, just like they have in Italy.

This is the hostess for an Italian TV talk show



And this is a hostess for an American TV talk show




Bob

My Prediction For McCain In Arizona

If this State of Arizona map looks blue to you, I predict that it will look more bluer next Tuesday night. I'm afraid that Obama will take McCain's home turf right out from under him. I'll admit it right now, the GOP didn't have a winning combination this election year. Now I could be wrong, been wrong before, so go out and vote Republican.

Bob

The Patriot Micro-Chip

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.
The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.
When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes:



The Implantee may or may not be allowed to choose the size.
The implant may or may not be painless. Some bleeding and/or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Bob

Happy Democrat Halloween

Michelle Obama's Expensive Taste

(2) Lobster Hors D'Oeuvres $50
(2) Whole Steamed Lobsters $100
(1) Iranian Caviar $150
(1) Bollinger Champagne $44
After 20% Service Charge and New York tax
Total Room Service Bill for afternoon lunch $447.39

Folks, is this is what we are to expect with CHANGE? The Obama's are eating good on the campaign trail from all those big liberal lawyer contributions.

Bob

Obama Meets Joe The Plumber

Thank God For Guns

Remember this friends when you go to the polls to elect the next President.

Have a safe weekend and don't forget to vote.

Bob

If Lieutenant Columbo Questioned Barack Obama

Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir. Um . . know you are busy and important and stuff. I mean running for president is very important and . . . ah . . . I hate to bother you. I will only take a minute ok, sir?

See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.

I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be "locked" or "not available'. I'm sure it's just some oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are . . . I . . I . . . have them written down here somewhere . . . oh wait. Sorry about the smears. It was raining out. I'll just read it to you.

Could you help me please find these things, sir?

1. Occidental College records -- Not released
2. Columbia College records -- Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper -- not available, locked down by faculty
4. Harvard College records -- Not released, locked down by faculty
5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released
6. Medical records -- Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule -- "not available"
8. Law practice client list -- Not released
9. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate - - Not released
10. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released
11. Harvard Law Review articles published -- None
12. University of Chicago scholarly articles -- None
13. Your Record of baptism-- Not released or "not available"
14. Your Illinois State Senate records--"not available"

Stock Market

Everyone is in turmil over the stock market, well if you invested in the stock market, you might be in the same category as this E*Trade investor.



Bob

Obama Thieves

I hope this guy gets his McCain/Palin sign back or gets to use the 2nd amendment on them.

Bob

O.J. Simpson Wants A New Trial

Poor O.J., now he seeks a new trial. Jail is the best place for that murderer.

Bob

Latest Obama Ad

Barack Obama has put out an ad that simple minded John McCain cannot use a computer.

Well guess what, Hussan Barack Obama can't land a fighter plane on an aircraft carrier at night!

This pretty much puts things in their proper perspective.

Bob

Aftermath of Hurricane Ike

Deer swimming between Orangefield and Bridge City after Hurricane Ike.



Photo of Jefferson County Drainage District #7 protection levee flood gate on FM 365 and Rodair Gully in Port Acres after Hurricane Ike.

I'm Still Alive

Folks, I'm still alive and well but so much going on with remodeling the house and then friends in Bridge City. Bridge City was devastated and my best friend's home had 4 feet of water inside. Getting up early and working until dark to help my friends. Hopefully I will be back to normal online posting somewhere down the road.
Hope all of you the best.

Bob